Cause of death: That lil forehead curl.
That lil dimple.
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
THIS IS WHY YOU BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST. YOU GET TO FIND NEAT SHIT IN THE OCEAN AND GIVE IT UTTERLY BATSHIT INSANE NAMES.
"PIG BUTT WORM"
"PING-PONG TREE SPONGE"
"PIMPLE OF THE UNDER WORLD"
DEEP SEA CRITTER NAMES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER
oh my god foxy is a fox tho, so that means the only really threatening thing is freddy
Shortly after reading chapter 143 of Tokyo Ghoul, U.S. President Barack Obama had this portrait of Kaneki installed in the Oval Office. When asked about his feelings on the ending of the manga series, he turned away and said in a solemn tone, “I’m afraid I can’t answer that question. I’m in a very bad emotional state right now.” He immediately then left the room, leaving the interview only halfway finished. It was said that a single tear could be seen falling down his cheek as he left.
"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"
"i don’t know what to draw"
"i always mess up"
"BUT I SUCK"
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE